A big bowl, chock full 'o TechnoBabble and other Nonsense

I lost it when I came across this lovely product. The marketing team that came up with this really needs an award, for the most blunt and to the point description I’ve seen in some time. Granted they didn’t have a lot to work with, but seriously?? (the poor little guy looks worried)

Let’s see if anyone can find what’s
wrong with this picture.

I find so much humor in discovering little gems of hilarity. Call it toilet humor, call it low-brow, call it cheap. Yep – fine by me. I just call it funny. I was pleasantly surprised by the hidden extra bit of “that’s what she said” style comedy when I went to edit this picture.

Stripper spray – guaranteed to cover you with glitter, cheap perfume, and a tiny hint of B.O. (the bottle’s pretty gross, eh?)

Strippers do it best.
That says it all.

Stripper Spray

Since when is it the responsibility of the President of the United States to keep people employed? Why oh why do SO many people believe it is either in his power or one of his mandates to find and keep jobs for everyone?

Let me state this as clearly as possible – it is YOUR OWN responsibility to stay employed. You and you alone have the job of finding and keeping a job. The US as a whole is suffering from laziness and a severe lack of culpability.

Here’s a tip for anyone that is unemployed. Turn off the damn television. Nobody cares about who can sing better or play make believe in front of a camera. Pick up a book. Attend a user-group. Better thy self! Make yourself so good at what you do and so valuable that you are not capable of being unemployed.

Take a look around you at who is still employed – it’s the indispensables. The employees that are vital to a company’s survival. If you are not one of these people, you and you alone are to blame.

Barack Obama is NOT responsible for somebody’s lack of value at a company. Can we please stop placing blame inappropriately?

I was going to write something about this gem that I spotted and file it under “clueless”, but on second thought, I believe these guys know -exactly- what they are up to.

Companies nowadays are all on the Green-this and Eco-that train. Personally I find it amusing. We _SHOULD_ be acting that way all the time, but it’s pretty hard for some people to see past their own needs and wants…I can rant for days.

What makes me even bring up this topic is a bit of a puzzling situation.

Is a company really “green” at all if they take efforts to buy different carpets…but then do things like this out in their parking-lot?

Not trying to come off as high-and-mighty or anything…but seriously puzzled. If a bird’s nest in a parking-garage light fixture (which nobody will ever see – and no harm is caused) is such a “problem” that it needs eliminated…but the same company spends bookoo dollars on a new building that’s all “greened-out”…is this hipocricy? is it ignorance? Is it just an oversight?